l am a wack-a-doodle - l will say something uncomfortable - l will be
embarrassing, l will piss you off -l will say something enlightening, l
will be stupid, l will be smart, l will be responsible, l will be
irresponsible, l will listen, l will forget....all in all, l will never
be perfect, l will suck, but l am real, and you can always believe what l
say, l will never stray, l maybe f&ed;up, but l am real - and when l
am there for you, l am there for you like no other, m@therf@cker!!!!....and you will Love/Hate every moment of it!!!!