May 18, 2006
Hef is taking his Girlfriends to Europe for 2 weeks starting Saturday May 20th. This will be the 1st time in 4 years that I will not be celebrating my birthday with them in 4 years! (F.Y.I: My B-day is May 27th....I am a Gemini...hehe) Ummm...what to do? I think my friends have an idea....I am just going to let them take control, I know I will have a fun time no matter what! I know I will be working a lot more in the weeks to come, so I will be pretty busy myself!!
E! is shooting a new season of The Girls Next Door this Spring/Summer and it should start to aire at the end of August. You might see me in a few New & Upcoming Episodes as well as on a Few Old ones! http://www.eonline.com/On/GirlsNextDoor/index.html?fdnavon2
Also, I did an Taped an episode of Inked that should aire next season (starting in June 2006). Keep an eye out for it @ http://www.aetv.com/inked/
April 27, 2006
a Sad article on our Moronic Laws.......
Subject: From Xbiz Proposed Law in South Carolina would ban the sale
of sex toys
S.C. Legislation Would Ban Sale of Sex Toys
By Rhett Pardon
Monday, April 24, 2006
COLUMBIA, S.C. ? South Carolina could join the states of Alabama,
Georgia, Mississippi and Texas with legislation that, if passed, would make
it a felony to sell sex toys and novelties, either in brick-and-mortar
stores or over the Internet to the state?s residents.
The bill, H 4830, would amend South Carolina?s obscenity laws to
include the dissemination, procurement and promotion of sexual devices.
Violators would be subject to imprisonment for up to five years in prison
and a $10,000 fine.
Proposed by Republican Rep. Ralph Davenport, the bill also would allow
law enforcement to seize sex toys from raided businesses.
Davenport, who is from Spartanburg County, did not return a call placed
by XBIZ on Monday to talk about his bill. No other legislator has
signed on as a co-sponsor.
Recent raids in Spartanburg County have targeted adult-oriented
In January, officers from the Sheriff 's Office raided three area video
stores and seized several thousand adult videos and toys, supposedly to
be used as evidence in the impending prosecution of four store clerks
arrested during the action, including two clerks working at Priscilla?s.
Priscilla?s later sued the Sheriff Chuck Wright, claiming the raid
violated constitutional rights and asked for the return of the seized
items. Wright refused.
The other stores targeted in the January raid included The Movie
Gallery and Pick-A-Flick, both of which are general-interest video stores
with adults-only sections.
The U.S. Supreme Court has declined to hear whether states can ban the
sale of sex toys in last year?s challenge over Alabama legislation;
however, that case is back in lower courts.
U.S. District Judge Lynwood Smith Jr. twice ruled against the law,
holding that it violated the constitutional right to privacy, but the state
won both times on appeal.
April 13, 2006
At Hef`s 80th B-day Party l had wayyyyy too many Jell-0 shooters. l don`t remember much, but things that are coming back to me are......
..1.) Going up to Oliver Stone & saying 'Neil Diamond, l love you!'
..2.) Going up to Donald Trump and telling him 'You`re Fired!!!' with hand signal -and- him doing & saying the same back to me....hehe.....l got fired by The Donald.........better yet, l Fired him first!!!
..3.) Screaming out to Goddess of Love Judy Tunuda (a comedien) telling her l love her and hugging all over her.
..4.) Gushing all over Julie Newmar, her asking me if l can bring her up to Hef and me saying 'oh my god, you are Julie f-ing Newmar.....The Orginal Catwoman....you are HOT.... I LOVE YOU!!!' -Just then Hef walks by coming back from the bathroom & l get to introduce them.
..5.) 3-6 Mafia posing with their hand signals w/Hef & me stopping the cameras & making them change it to 'Represent The Bunny' hand/finger signal for the camera shot instead.
..6.) waking up in the guest house with both bathrooms thrashed like the movie Animal House.......eeewwwwww.......how did l sleep through THAT???
..7.) Drunk Dialing Danny & Andy during the party with me & Britany yelling drunken slurrs over the mobile not making sense, probably waking them up & annoying them royally.......sorry guys!!
......more flash backs to come, l am sure :-p~~
To see video of the Party & Bridget`s Popping out of the Cake Strip Tease go to: http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=entertainment&id=4072361#
...or to http://www.playboy.com/worldofplayboy/events/birthday2006/
April 06, 2006
March was an expensive month for me. A lot of unexpected bills came up. It all started with a toothache. I have been having a toothache every so often for a few years. It would come, be very painful for a few days then go. This time the pain didn`t go away in a few days, it lasted for weeks & it was not looking like it was getting any better or disappearing anytime soon. I was going through a tube of Orajel every 2 days! Finally the pain got so intense that I was doubled over in pain. I finally made an emergency dentist appointment. Yep, I had to get a Root Canal, no way around it, I had to have one right then.....and it would cost $1500.00!!!!! There was nothing I could do, I had to do it. Then a few days later it was time for my 6 month tune-up for my car. They said my breaks were going out & I need new ones.....$400- (for breaks & tune-up).
Last week I had to go to Vegas for that TV Taping I told you about in last weeks Stacy`s Words, which cost me about $400- . It is also Hugh Hefner`s Birthday, in which buying him a gift he likes but does not have, is an expensive & difficult task as well! Now, it is Tax time & I have to pay my Tax Lady her normal $300- fee just to prepare my taxes for me, not to mention whatever taxes I have to pay. I had many more unexpected bills come up, but I`ll stop complaining, I`ll just let it go at that. Oh yes, March & April are VERY Expensive months!! On the bright side, we ALL go through this sort of thing, it is called Life, however it helps to Vent about it when it happens. Thank you for listening!
Happy Easter & Happy Spring!!!
March 23, 2006
I just got back from a day in Las Vegas. I drove out there by myself, I left at 11am & got there at 4pm with a bathroom stop, a food stop & traffic stop due to road construction. I had to go to The Hart & Huntington Tattoo shop which is located in the Casino floor of The Palms Hotel. I was filmed to be on a future episode of Inked, found on the A&E chanel ( http://www.aetv.com/inked/ ).
My story is that I wanted to cover up a tattoo I got last year. As you probably remember (and probably seen in recent photo shoot in which I didn`t cover it up with make-up), I got a tattoo of my Boyfriend`s name (at the time), Brady on crotch. I know, stupid.....but that is what I do. I am a very spontaneous person, very spur-of-the-moment & devoted type of girl. I never regret my decisions, I just may have to change, repair or alter them.....in which I did. I got a wonderful & beautiful tattoo to cover the existing Brady. You will have to tune in and see my episode to see what I got......as well as the fun I had with the staff. I got to bare their butts & spank their asses, HARD!!! In turn, they tag-teamed me & spanked my bare butt HARD with their bare hands!!! It will be a Not-to-Miss-Episode!!
After my tattoo was done & having fun with the crew, I gambled for about 20 minutes or so, grabbed some pizza, soda & snacks & drove 5 hours in the dark desert alone back home to my warm beach house & awaiting to be cuddled all night kitty kats!!
March 16, 2006
From the Los Angeles Times
A Golden Age for a Pinup
Bettie Page -- Nurse Bettie, Jungle Bettie -- soldiered in the
sexual revolution. At 82, she finds her image earns a respectable living.
By Louis Sahagun
Times Staff Writer
March 11, 2006
Bettie Page was plunging into the day's work: autographing pinups of herself in various Naughty Girl personas, with kitschy bangs, high heels, mesh hose and tasseled underwear.
Nurse Bettie. Jester Bettie. Substitute Teacher Bettie. Maid Bettie. Voodoo Bettie. Cowgirl Bettie. Jungle Bettie. Wild Orchid Bettie. Banned in Boston Bettie. Crackers in Bed Bettie.
The task ahead was arduous given her many ailments, including diabetes and stabbing pains in her back, legs and hands.But the 82-year-old Page ˜ a taboo-breaker who helped usher in the sexual revolution of the 1960s ˜ is not a quitter."I'm about ready to roll," she said in a Southern drawl, freshening her bright red lipstick. "But I'm going to go slow. I won't squiggle
if I write slow."CMG Worldwide, the company that markets her image, had organized the
event at its Sunset Boulevard penthouse offices. The idea was to get Page's autograph on as many prints as possible, because demand for anything Page-related is soaring.
Between 1949 and 1957 she was immortalized in thousands of saucy photos. Those images have spawned biographies, comic books, fan clubs and numerous websites, as well as commercial products ˜ Bettie Page playing cards, Bettie Page lunch boxes, Bettie Page beach towels, Bettie Page action figures.According to her agents at CMG, who control the images of Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana, Page's official website,
http://www.BettiePage.com , has received 588 million hits over the last five years. That's cult status.For the last 13 years, she's been living in seclusion in various Southern California communities. Nearly five decades after the last photos of her appeared in magazines like Chicks and Chuckles, Page is finally earning a respectable income for her work."I'm more famous now than I was in the 1950s," she said.Page needed about a minute to get through the 10 letters of her name. As she pushed her pen, she reflected on her life and faith and
work."Being in the nude isn't a disgrace unless you're being promiscuous about it," she said. She added with a laugh, "After all, when God created Adam and Eve, they were stark naked. And in the Garden of Eden, God was probably naked as a jaybird too!""You're right about that, Bettie," said Maricel Hildalgo of the Tamara Bane Gallery on North La Brea Avenue in L.A. The gallery had hustled $100,000 worth of paintings and posters to CMG the moment Page agreed to make herself available for autographs."My land! Is that supposed to be me?" asked Page, surveying a painting of her reclining in a negligee with an ecstatic smile on her face.
Putting pen to canvas and concentrating mightily, she muttered, "I was never that pretty."
But to generations of men, she was.She was born Bettie Mae Page in Jackson, Tenn., 105 miles southwest of Nashville. She was the oldest girl among Roy and Edna Page's six
children. Roy, an auto mechanic, "molested all three of his daughters," Page said.
Edna divorced Roy in 1933 after he got a teenager pregnant, but life didn't get any easier for Bettie."All I ever wanted was a mother who paid attention to me," Page recalled. "She didn't want girls. She thought we were trouble. She didn't help with homework or teach me to sew or cook."She didn't go to the school plays I was in or go to my high school graduation.
"When I started menstruating at 13, I thought I was dying because she never taught me anything about that."Two weeks before her final exams in high school, her mother's much
younger lover "tried to pull me into his car. My mother nearly murdered me over that, then made me live with my father. So I couldn't review my exam notes, which were at home.
"Because of that I got beat out of graduating valedictorian by a quarter of a grade point and lost my dream of getting a scholarship to attend Vanderbilt University," she said. "It was the worst disappointment of my life."As she continued to labor on the autographs, Page marveled at a portrait of her as a teacher ˜ albeit one in impossibly high heels and with voluptuous curves encased in leather."Look at those big long legs on 9-inch heels," she said. "I look 9
feet tall."But she could relate to the painting's basic theme. After high school, Page earned a teaching credential. But her teaching career was short-lived."I couldn't control my students, especially the boys," she said.She tried secretarial work and marriage. But by 1948 she was
divorced and had moved to New York and enrolled in acting classes.Strolling the beach at Coney Island, Page crossed paths with New York police officer and amateur photographer Jerry Tibbs, who introduced her to shutterbug clubs and suggested she wear bangs to
help cover a slightly protruding forehead.>From the start, Page ˜ whose measurements were 36-24-37 ˜ preferred the skimpy outfits she designed and sewed at home."I made all of my bikinis and most of my lingerie," she said. "My favorite was my first bikini. It was green with a little rickrack all around it."
Almost overnight, she became an underground sensation, attracting the attention of Irving Klaw and his sister, Paula, who operated a mail-order business specializing in cheesecake.
Page soon became the Klaws' busiest pinup and also starred in their peekaboo short films, "Varietease" and "Striporama."They also had her pose with whips, tied up in chairs and wrestling with other women in their underwear. To hear her tell it, Page was deeply depressed and aimless when she joined the Klaws. The bondage shots are the only part of her modeling career she regrets."I had lost my ambition and desire to succeed and better myself; I
was adrift," she said."But I could make more money in a few hours modeling than I could
earn in a week as a secretary."But I never whipped anybody in my life; it was all pretend. Under my arrangement with the Klaws, I had to do at least an hour of bondage poses in order to get paid for the other modeling work."Her most acclaimed photographs were taken in 1955 by fashion photographer Bunny Yeager. They included shots of a nude Page
lounging with leopards, frolicking in the waves and deep-sea fishing, and a January 1955 Playboy centerfold of her winking under a Santa Claus cap while placing a bulb on a Christmas tree.During her brief career, she became the obsession of thousands of
men ˜ a fact that mystifies her to this day: "I have no idea why I'm the only model who has had so much fame so long after quitting work."Writer Harlan Ellison suggested an answer: "There are certain women, even certain men, in whose look there is a certain aesthetic that
hits a golden mean. Bettie is that. Marilyn is that."Richard Foster, one of her two biographers, called her "the trendsetter in American sexuality."
Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner put it another way.
"Exactly what captures the imagination of people in terms of pop culture is something hard to define," Hefner said."But in Bettie's case, I'd say it's a combination of wholesome innocence and fetish-oriented poses that is at once retro and very modern."Perhaps that explains fans like Minnesota artist Rick Volkmar, who has spent years painstakingly touching up old black-and-white Bettie Page photos, erasing rips and tears and thousands of tiny white specks with a fine brush to rebuild the mesh of her stockings, the sheen of her hair, the shadows on her face.In the process, Volkmar developed carpal tunnel syndrome and learned
a lot about her anatomy."Her right eyebrow slants up and is shorter than the left one; her
right nostril is higher than her left nostril," he noted. "The indent beneath her nose and above her upper lip is unusually wide. Her four front incisors are larger than normal.
"Her right eye is lower than the left one and slants down∑. Her right knee has a dimple in it, and there is a famous notch on the back of her right thigh, four inches above the knee. Her thumb and hands are muscular, almost mannish. Same with her feet."Her rear end is noticeably squarish, and there are two creases under the left buttocks and one under her right buttocks∑."It all adds up to this," he said. "She looks like fun."That alchemy of asymmetry and temperament inadvertently unleashed a cultural movement.
A motion picture, "The Notorious Bettie Page," is scheduled for release in April. Artist Olivia De Berardinis, whose work Page was autographing, expects to publish a book this year featuring her own idealized portraits of the woman once known as "The Queen of Curves"
and "Dark Marilyn." De Berardinis' large paintings of Page sell for about $1,500 without Page's signature.
In 1955, Page was summoned to Capitol Hill by Sen. Estes Kefauver, a moral crusader known for wearing coonskin caps. Kefauver, a Tennessee Democrat, was investigating the pornography business.Kefauver's committee never compelled Page to testify, but the uproar
caused the Klaws to close their business. At 35, Page quit modeling and moved to Florida, where she married a much younger man whose passions, she later learned, were watching television and eating hamburgers.
"Six weeks into the marriage, on New Year's Eve 1959," she recalled, "I wanted to go dancing with him at a nightclub. He said he'd rather get drunk with his brothers."Page charged out of the house in tears, wondering whether to divorce him. Down the street, she noticed a white neon sign over a little white church with its door open.
"The Lord took me by the hand and we stepped inside," she recalled. "I was crying in the back row about my sins. I turned my life over to the Lord."
In her new life as a born-again Christian, Page immersed herself in Bible studies and served as a counselor for the Billy Graham Crusade."I'm more proud of my work with the crusade than of anything else I've ever done," she said, trying not to cry. "I get emotional just
thinking about it. If ever there was a man of God, it's Billy Graham."
In 1967, she married her third husband. After their divorce 11 years later, Page plunged into a depression marked by violent mood swings. She got into an argument with her landlady and attacked her with a knife. A judge found her innocent by reason of insanity but sentenced her to 10 years in a California mental institution.She emerged from San Bernardino's Patton State Hospital in 1992 to find that there was new interest in her story and her old poses.A movie called "The Rocketeer" and the comic book that inspired it contained a Bettie Page-esque character, setting off the revival, among women as well as men, that continues unabated.
"Bettie Page is much different than our other clients," said CMG Chairman Mark Roesler, referring to a pantheon of American icons including James Dean and Babe Ruth. "But she has an international following. Only Marilyn Monroe rivals her in terms of Internet traffic."
In the autumn of her life, Page is learning to accept what her modeling meant for her and for American popular culture."Young women say I helped them come out of their shells," she
said. "And 13 rock groups have written songs about me. One song has these lyrics all the way through, 'I love Bettie Page. I love Bettie Page. I love Bettie Page.' "
Still, she shuns the public eye, rarely venturing out even with trusted friends. These days Page spends most days reading the Bible, listening to Christian music and country tunes, watching oaters on television and catching up on the latest diet plans and exercise
But a few weeks ago, with confidant and CMG executive Richard Bann as her escort, she joined Hefner at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles for a special screening of "The Notorious Bettie Page."Page had a beef with the title.
"Notorious? That's not flattering at all," she said. "They should have used another word."
In an interview, the film's producer, Pam Koffler, said, "The title was meant ironically. Bettie Page gained such notoriety for her modeling, but the real person and her life were exactly opposite of all that."
Page had one request for this story ˜ that her face not be photographed.
"I want to be remembered," she said, "as I was when I was young and in my golden times∑. I want to be remembered as a woman who changed people's perspectives concerning nudity in its natural form."But this much can be shared. Her face remains smooth and fresh, and
one can still see the face of the young woman in the old. Her eyes, bright blue, still sparkle.
It was late afternoon when Page, visibly fatigued from all the autographing, was presented with a special request. A man who had purchased 10 Bettie Page paintings wanted a personal dedication on a blank piece of paper.
"What do we know about this man?" she demanded to know. "Is he a nice guy? Would I love him like a brother?"
"His name is Jeffrey," Hildalgo said. "He's a nurse at San Quentin."
"All right then. Don't wiggle the table, please," Page said. "I want to get this just right."
"To Jeffrey," she wrote. "Much love, Bettie Page."
March 02, 2006
I recieved this in a email. I always thought they should teach this stuff in school & have this as an instructional tape on the plane over from visting countites. Please feel free to pass this information around, it is......
The Education of Tipping:
The next time you're out eating at a resturant, look at your server. Do you think they are really happy to be doing that job? The answer is no, they are not, but it's what we do, and we do it for the money so please help them out. Its a tougher job than you think and you should pay them accordingly!
There are SO many people out there flooding the restaurants w/o any knowledge of how to tip. Here is a short guide for the general public to follow. Feel free to print out and store in your wallet and/or purse.
1. CHILDREN "THE LITTLE DEVILS":
If you have children, DO NOT let them, open and dump anything on the table (ie; salt, sugar, etc). IF YOU DO, you must leave an extra $5 for the server to clean up YOUR CHILD'S mess & to restock the now unusable wasted items. We are neither their babysitter nor their parent. The least you can do is pay us for the extra work. Also make sure you control your kids and don't let them scream or run around the restraunt. It's very distracting not to mention dangerous if they get ran over by a server with hot food in their hands.
2. "THE CAMPERS":
If you feel the necessity to stay for longer than 15 minutes after you pay, its an extra $3 every 30 minutes. We make our money from the tables. If you are in one and we can't seat it, we don't make money.
Telling a server they are the best server they've ever had is not a tip. If we are good, let us know by leaving us more money. We cant pay our bills on compliments. Its not that we don't appreciate the praise, its just that if you say that and then leave 10% it's an insult.
4. THE SALVATION PAMPHLETS:
Prayer cards and any other religious pamphlet is NOT a tip. It is insulting that you assume we are w/o religion and must save us. Again, like ..3, we cant pay bills w/prayer cards. We'd go to church on Sundays if it wasn't mandatory to work on Sundays because EVERYONE who goes to church follows it by eating out.
It is not 1960. Cost of living has gone up dramatically since then. 18% is the MINIMUM amount of what you should be tipping your servers. Just look at the tax line and multiply by 2-3, this gives you your minimum tip amount. Remember, our companies pay us minimum wage (minumum wage for servers is $6.75 in CA, $3.13 in FL, $3.09 in IA, $2.13 in TX) And we are taxed on 10 percent of your meal automatically anyway. So if your meal is $100 and you leave $10 and we tip out $4-5 to the busser, bartender, and whoever else then we pay tax on 10 dollars and we make $5. It seems small but it adds up. How many times do you eat out per week and do this?
6. THE COMPLAINERS:
If you get a discount because of your food was prepared wrong or something, do not take it out of our tip. We didn't cook it. The cooks get paid hourly regardless if the food sucks. However, we only make what you give us.
7. THE FREE STUFF:
If you happen to get anything for free and you did not have a problem with your dining experience, most of the time it is because the server thinks you will realize that they are giving it to you for free. There should be extra tip thanking the server for the free item. They could get in a lot of trouble giving away free stuff. You should give them hazard pay for it.
8. THE LATE ONES:
If you come into the restraunt 10 mins before closing or any time near closing hurry up and order your food and get out. Closed means closed, not social hour. It is so rude to sit there and take your sweet ass time. We can't leave until you leave because we have to do sidework and clean the table you are sitting at. We don't want to stand there waiting for you for an extra hour just because you don't want to go home. We recommend 24 hour establishments such as Dennys if you wish to sit into the wee hours of the night.
9. THE TABLE HOGGERS:
If you only come in for coffee or a dessert, to do paper work, or to have a meeting, don't sit there taking up our booths for hours. We are not Starbucks or a hotel restraunt. If you want to sit for hours, go there or else you better leave a good tip for us and camping fee included.
10. THE GREET:
When we come up to the table to greet you and we ask how you are doing please let us know. We honestly want to know how you are doing. If you are in a bad mood we want to know that from the beginning. A confused stare or complete silence does not suffice as a reply to "How are you doing?". Also most of us are REQUIRED to say certain things during the greeting, so please don't interrupt our greeting and say "I want coffee", "Can we get some bread?", or "What are the soups?"
11. THOSE DAMN CELL PHONES:
Don't ever talk on your cell phone in a restraunt. This is probably the rudest thing to do. If you must be on your cell, at least keep your voice down in respect for other customers. If you are on your cell phone when we walk up to greet your table we will walk away and not return until you get off your phone. Just show some respect and give us your attention for a couple of minutes.
12. TAKE-AWAY OR TO-GOS:
Always remember to tip the take-out order servers! They work just as hard as a server, and hardly ever get tips for it! WE DESERVE TO BE TIPPED TOO!
February 23, 2006
Check out the March 2006 issue of Vogue, inside on page 552 you will see a write up description of me at Dita`s & Marilyn Manson`s wedding. Vogue describes me as such 'Stacy a pneumatic blonde dressed in a saucy french maid outfit (and describes herself as the bad girl in the Hugh Hefner household), teeters about filling champagne flutes with delicious ineptitude for the dozen or so guests.'
They failed to mention my last name, *sigh* , but oh well, I am mentioned in Vogue, how cool is That??!!
February 9, 2006
The Best New Music out right Now (in My Opinion)....
The 5 Newest Albums from the following artist:
1.) TSAR = http://www.myspace.com/tsar
2.) MorningWood = http://www.myspace.com/morningwood
3.) Black Rebel Motorcycle Club = http://www.myspace.com/blackrebelmotorcycleclub
4,) Spoon = http://www.myspace.com/spoon
5.) She wants Revenge = http://www.myspace.com/shewantsrevenge
....... I have been playing these CD`s over & Over. I highly recomend these CD`s, you will not be dissapointed! Music is Baaaack Babe & Stronger than Ever!!!!!
February 2, 2006
Anyone that knows me, knows that I like a Good Micro Beer, if not that a Good Rich Cabernet.....but I prefer a good Hoppy Beer, Amber Ale or Triple Bock. I found these famous sayings on the internet & thought I would pass the insight to you, enjoy!
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
He was a wise man who invented beer.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
A woman drove me to drink; I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill;
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.- -His reply
Sir, you're drunk! --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill;
Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly. --His reply
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.-
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
--Deep Thought, Jack Handy
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.-
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.-
People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
--Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
I drink to make other people interesting.
--George Jean Nathan
They who drink beer will think beer.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
--For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
January 19, 2006
This weekend was OFF THE HOOK!!! I got invited (along with Hef`s Girlfriends, Bridget & Kendra) to Party w/The Band Korn at a raging party at the Hollywood Forever Cemetary!!!! Yes, a real Live (haha...ok, more Dead) Cemetary!!! It was Friday the 13th, it was a Full Moon, a black cat walked in front of our path on the walkway through the graves, l got grave mud all over my burgandy boots....but it was Korn, it was COOL!!!! We even toasted a drink next to Joey Ramone`s grave!!! Bridget had to pee, so she found a spot on the grass next to a grave marked The Waters! l even l ran into Big Mike who chased me around with a Chain Saw!!!!
Tuesday & Wednesday, l play a Stripper in a New Movie Called The Devil Girls. It is a B-Movie Horror/Erotic type of Film, my kind of movie!!!
December 30, 2005
The Photos on this site are from various times in my life. Some photos are very recent & some are from several months ago. As you can probably tell, my hair & weight varies in each photo set. I look at some of my photos & cringe! I am sooooo fat & out of shape in some of these photos. I am sorry about that. I didn‚t know how out of shape I was until I see these photos posted. Sometimes I wish I used photo shop, but I am to lazy for that. Photoshop takes so long & my schedule just cannot allow me any more time that it takes to do all my photos. That would take years! Besides, photo shop is okay as long as you don‚t abuse it. I see a lot of pretty photos of girls, but when you met them in person∑∑they look totally different then their photos!! When people met me, they always say Œwow, you look better & smaller in person‚. I guess I would rather look better in person then the other way around.
Anyway, I am back to eating right, working out and all that good stuff. However, now that I am fit & skinny, no shoots are scheduled due to the holiday season! *Sigh* Oh well, I plan on staying fit this time, so you will see my new bod soon. In fact, you can see it LIVE on Saturday January 28th at 9am (Pacific time) on my Special Webcam!!!
December 22, 2005
All during my youth I would have this reoccurring nightmare. I would be chased by a big, but not huge, bright sparkly bouncing orange ball!! Now, you might think that is not much of a nightmare, you might even think it to be a bit humorous.....but let me assure you, it wasn`t to me. To me it was indeed a nightmare!! I would awake very frightened & confused. Why was the Orange Ball Chasing Me? Why was I so scared by a bouncing orange ball? But there I was, clutching my covers very scared & out of breath, wondering what does that orange ball mean & why am I so scared? I have not had that dream in a long time, in fact I may have not had that dream since I have became an adult. But I can still remember that dream & how scared I was.
Why do I bring that up now, why would I think about this childhood dream now as an adult? Well, now, in the past couple years Orange Balls are everywhere!! There is a ING investment company Commercial that has a Big Orange Ball Bouncing through it. This ING Company also has big billboards all over town with their big bouncing orange ball on it. There is a cologne called Happy that has Big Orange Bouncing Balloons & Hopping Balls all through it! Now as an adult, I have a Big Bouncing Orange Ball chasing me. I pass by this billboard frequently, I see these commercials daily!! Thankfully I still have not had that nightmare dream since childhood.
What is the meaning of all this? Who knows!
Anyway.....I wish you & yours a Very Bettie Christmas & HAPPY HOLIDAYS to All.......Big Orange Bouncing Ball Free!!
December 08, 2005
Ok, I kind of teased you guys a bit about my past weeks adventures. I can now tell you what one of them was. Wednesday Nov. 23rd Dita Von Tease contacted me & wanted to ask me a favor. I of coursed agreed before hearing her out, after all this is Dita, she is a fellow fetish model, we go back several years, we have been at many conventions together & most of all, I consider her a friend.
On Monday Nov. 28th she was planning a late night gathering of her closest friends & family at her & her fiance`s (Marilyn Manson) house. Catherine D`lish made a very cute, very tight & very tiny French Maid outfit & thought I would look adorable in it. She told me it would be a very intimate elegant gathering and Vogue magazine was going to be covering it. Dita & Marilyn Manson were flying off for Ireland the next day (Tuesday Nov. 29th) to get married. They were planning a very grand celebration in a castle that weekend.
When I got to Dita`s house, Catherine put me into one of Dita`s famous 18inch Dark Garden Corset to go under the fabulous French Maid outfit. I slipped on some of Dita`s signature black seamed stockings & my high patent leather pumps. I went around the party all night (until 3:30am!) filling up peoples champagne glasses.
Well, the party ended up more than I expected. I found out that Dita & Marilyn were getting Married that very night & I was going to be one of the very few to witness it!! They told me that they had to get legally married 1st in the USA before the grand ceremony in Ireland. Oh boy, a wedding!!! I was soooo nervous!! I was wearing high pumps that were very slippery on Dita`s freshly waxed hardwood floors!! I stayed mainly behind the bar, so I wouldn`t pull a 'Crissy Snow' and fall & trip & spill the expensive Champagne on their beautiful floors & the guests beautiful outfits.
Dita wore a beautiful tight white shirt with a black 'fish tail' ruffle that went to her knees & a matching white with black buttons fitted blazer jacket. Manson wore a large over sized white ruffle pirate shirt, black slacks & a black blazer jacket. The woman 'Minister' wore a huge elaborate gold Pope Out fit. The vows were custom made. I can`t remember it completely, but I remember that the minister said something like, 'do you take this stripper as your wife?' and 'do you take this heathen as your husband'. Both Manson & Dita were very giddy & extremely happy!!
Everyone stayed until 3:30-4am!! I bet Dita & Manson were still a bit tired on their flight to Ireland, however, they were so giddy & happy, that I bet their energy level was still running on high. I could not say a word about this until the news of Dita`s & Mansion`s marriage was announced: http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1137134,00.html
Thank you Dita & Manson for letting me share your special day -and- Congrats Dita & Manson, may you have a lifetime of Happy Ever After!!!
December 01, 2005
I have major news on where I was & what I did on Monday Night, but I cannot say anything until Next Week. This is Major News, but I have to wait until it hits the press on it`s own. I do not want to be the one responsible for 'spilling the beans'!! If the tabloids get a hold on my past 2 weeks of events, I would be a busy (and maybe a bit wealthy, since they might pay for the info) girl! But, I am loyal to my friends & I will honor my promise to be tight-lipped until next week.....hehehe.....the suspense thickens!!